Drummond Castle, Scotland.
This is a villain origins story because I know Degrading likes that shit.
Once upon a time there was a small sheep.
Now this sheep was a very wicked sheep and did wicked things such as not waiting for the crossing light
and stealing people’s wifi
As you can see, it was a very wicked sheep indeed.
Then one day it fell in love with an equally wicked cat.
Her name was Sapphira and she would meow a lot and always lie on people’s laptop keyboards when they were trying to do important things on tumblr. Her goal in life was to kill birds.
And together they became the nefarious villains BLACK SHEEP (he dyed his wool BLACK!) and BLACK CAT (she was already BLACK!)!!!
THE END. Or IS it?!
Anna Pavlova as ‘The Dying Swan’, c. 1912.
"Carnation, Lily, Lily, Rose" - John Singer Sargent, 1885-86.