viva-la-nostalgia: If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.
jafaaru: GIVE ME KINKS AND I’LL TELL U IF IT’S A YES OR A NO
When I close the wrong tab
brittapperry: “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing unless you’re at a funeral
cummmberbatch: someone please tell me they remember wishbone this dog was the shit
legalmatter: why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
Please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously...
mama-bird: coffeeandklonopin: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natem - seize the ass Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it. carpe collum - seize the neck
Okay, not even joking, a hedgehog bit my armpit once and now I kind of hate them.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!...– Percy Bysshe Shelley from Ozymandias (via willowglade)
I need tea.