November 2012
viva-la-nostalgia:
If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.
jafaaru:
GIVE ME KINKS AND I’LL TELL U IF IT’S A YES OR A NO
When I close the wrong tab
jessmegdiaries:
brittapperry:
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral
cummmberbatch:
someone please tell me they remember wishbone
this dog
was
the shit
legalmatter:
why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
Please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously...
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
5 tags
Okay, not even joking, a hedgehog bit my armpit once and now I kind of hate them.
“My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings,
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!...”
– Percy Bysshe Shelley
from Ozymandias (via willowglade)
I need tea.
